Tangent Station

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Podcast by Kevin Hayes and Willis Lorensen

Tangent Station

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Latest episodes

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03 September 2026

AI, Vows & Veggie Tattoos: What Not to Outsource

Our hosts riff through a chaotic, laugh-heavy episode about what AI absolutely should not be allowed to do. They debate whether artificial intelligence can write wedding vows, name babies, pick tattoos, break up with partners, or decide divorces — and mostly conclude some emotional milestones need human hearts. Along the way they detour into fantasy football trust issues, Siri’s potential for bad manners, and the hazards of relying on ChatGPT for personal decisions. The banter hits riffs on marriage dynamics, jealousy, and the importance of keeping some authenticity in big life moments.

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01 September 2026

Usain Bolt, Pac-Man & Viking Costumes: A Tangent Odyssey

In this episode our hosts riff through a scattershot, hilarious conversation that jumps from five-question 80s trivia to the jaw-dropping news of humanoid robots at the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing. They trade movie memories (Wall Street, Back to the Future, The Goonies), name-drop classic toys and cartoons, and then pivot hard to robots beating Usain Bolt’s 100m time and setting ridiculous standing high-jump records. Between pop-culture quips, costume planning for Halloween, and mocking conspiracy theories, the hosts balance nostalgia and unease about automation with their trademark off-the-cuff banter and self-deprecating humor.

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31 August 2026

Name That Baby (Seriously?)

This episode explodes with comic outrage over modern baby names — from Brakesley Oak to phonetic user manuals — as our hosts roast parents treating birth certificates like password generators. They riff on noun names, pseudo-regal choices (King, Maverick, Legend), and the future job-interview consequences of glittery monikers. Along the way there are nostalgic detours about maps, naming yourself at a certain age, and why spelling matters. The banter lands frequent punchlines: Wi‑Fi-password babies, laminate-flooring names, and the idea that if a name requires a pronunciation guide, it might be doing the kid a disservice.

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27 August 2026

Gen Z, Grandma and the Magic Button

Our hosts riff on the cultural face-off between Gen Z and older generations, riffing on slang, dating rituals, and work ethic. They laugh about ‘‘spilling the tea,’’ compare ‘‘hanging out’’ versus dating, and tease the quit mentality they see in younger workers while acknowledging exceptions. The conversation jumps to fashion (mullets and Ocean Pacific revival), music tastes, and how nostalgia gets repackaged for older consumers. With sharp, self-deprecating humor the hosts admit their own techno-dependence, confess retail frustrations, and wonder whether we’re getting smarter or just better at finding videos that show us how to fix anything.

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24 August 2026

Uranus Tattoos & Midnight Pizza: Tangents from Tangent Station

This episode of Tangent Station is a freewheeling, laugh-out-loud ride through whatever popped into the hosts’ heads. They riff on everything from ridiculous local ad promos and the idea of Uranus-themed tattoos/fudge to family myths about “penis watching.” The pair skewer TikTok-driven fads, viral products that vanished from shelves, and the culture of buying things because an influencer said so. Along the way they swap stories about awkward dates, OnlyFans jokes, and wardrobe ideas like an “unwilling participant” T‑shirt. It’s scattered, irreverent, and unapologetically goofy — the sort of conversation that refuses to stay on track.

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20 August 2026

Route 66, Baby Oil, and Viral Videos

Hosts Whiz Macker and Mirthmaker barrel through pop culture, nostalgia, and the absurdities of modern internet fame. They riff on AI's ubiquity—writing emails, love letters, and deepfakes—while joking about users outsourcing basic tasks. Tangents weave through 1970s commercials (Calgon!), laundry jokes, and throwback references, landing on how raw, behind-the-scenes content is winning over polished perfection. Their irreverent banter highlights both amusement and worry over technology and viral culture, all while packing in crude jokes, personal anecdotes, and a healthy skepticism about what actually makes someone (or something) famous today.

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