Tangent Station

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Podcast by Kevin Hayes and Willis Lorensen

Tangent Station

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09 October 2026

The Pet Economy: When Dogs Outdress You and Have Better Health Insurance

In this rambunctious episode Kevin and Willis riff on the absurd extremes of the modern pet economy — from climate-controlled memory foam cat beds and IoT litter sensors to couture dog wardrobes and catered peanut-butter cakes for canine birthday parties. Between tangents about texting mishaps, mustaches and a questionable Long Island iced tea, they mock the way owners lavish human comforts and wellness itineraries on their animals while humans sleep on IKEA mattresses. The duo blends sharp satire and off-kilter banter, skewering status-driven pet trends and wondering aloud when our pets officially become the household CEOs.

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05 October 2026

Unwritten Rules Unpacked & Willis Learns About Fanta-bation

In this loose, laugh-heavy episode our hosts riff through a chaotic six-question 80s trivia round that spawns memories of Wham!, MC Hammer, Rubik’s Cubes and Sinclair computers. From cheap Commodores to Haley’s Comet, the banter jumps into personal anecdotes about Temu gag gifts (yes — a cat that plays with its balls), elevator hookups, and awkward workplace reputations. The pair trade insults, nostalgic detours and rapidfire pop-culture references, keeping the tone raunchy and affectionate as they stitch trivia to real-life cringe and glory moments.

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03 October 2026

Subscription Toilet & Kevin Makes Willis Look At His Foot

Our hosts riff on the absurdities of a subscription-obsessed future: paid oxygen tiers, snooze-button microtransactions, sidewalk express passes, and toilets on recurring billing. The conversation bounces humorously between imagined dystopian paywalls and everyday annoyances—neural ads that bill you for blinking, smart windows that amplify noise if you don't pay, and the indignity of people ordering Taco Bell at closing time. Interspersed are personal anecdotes—late-night texting faux pas, loud snack habits, and the social awkwardness of open-toed sandals—painting a comic portrait of how convenience culture could make life both pricier and stranger.

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01 October 2026

Line Etiquette: How Not to Be a Jackass at Kroger

This episode is freewheeling banter and curmudgeonly complaints: the hosts riff on awkward public behaviors (speakerphone chatter, TikToks in waiting rooms, and people who leave carts in parking spaces), spin a hilarious Kroger saga involving declined cards and long delays, and trade gross-out jokes about pegging and unexpected spiders in deliveries. Interspersed are pop-culture detours — celebrating Lacey Chabert’s birthday, poking fun at every Kevin in showbiz, and absurd bathroom anecdotes about stubborn bowel movements. It’s loose, profane, and genuinely funny: equal parts rant, storytelling, and off-the-cuff comedy.

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30 September 2026

Go Fish, Go Fistula: 80s Trivia & A DIY Medical Procedure At Home

Our hosts trade bad dad jokes and nostalgic 80s trivia — from the first MTV video to Rubik's Cube origins and the A-Team's BA — while riffing on shirts, marriage, and everyday absurdities. The mood shifts when they read a jaw-dropping news item about a man who tried to self-treat urinary incontinence by inserting super glue into his urethra. The story unfolds with uncomfortable humor and medical detail: the plug hardened into a four-inch mass, surgeons had to cut and flush the urethra, and the man recovered. The episode blends goofy banter with a cautionary, gross-but-true tale about why some fixes require professionals.

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28 September 2026

Thunderclappers and Trail Maps: Lewis & Clark’s Mercury Poop

This episode dives into an unexpected thread of American exploration: the latrine pits of the Lewis and Clark expedition. Between the jokes and offbeat banter, the hosts explain Dr. Benjamin Rush’s infamous “bilious pills” (nicknamed Thunderclappers), their mercury ingredient, and how repeated use left a chemical breadcrumb trail archaeologists now use to map the Corps of Discovery’s route. Along the way they riff on historical oddities, camp diets that caused digestive havoc, and how mundane bodily functions can become invaluable clues for historians reconstructing the past.

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