Line Etiquette: How Not to Be a Jackass at Kroger

This episode is freewheeling banter and curmudgeonly complaints: the hosts riff on awkward public behaviors (speakerphone chatter, TikToks in waiting rooms, and people who leave carts in parking spaces), spin a hilarious Kroger saga involving declined cards and long delays, and trade gross-out jokes about pegging and unexpected spiders in deliveries. Interspersed are pop-culture detours — celebrating Lacey Chabert’s birthday, poking fun at every Kevin in showbiz, and absurd bathroom anecdotes about stubborn bowel movements. It’s loose, profane, and genuinely funny: equal parts rant, storytelling, and off-the-cuff comedy.